Flip a Table (Explained)

So this was just me being foolish, a little inside joke that I would pretend to flip a table everytime something annoyed me, or as an over reaction to something. It was all fun and games. Until it grew on me, I couldn't help it. These tables, they we- they were too unflipped! I knew the only way I could defeat my demons is to procced with the evil and purposly flip a table. Horrible, Terrifying even. But true!